Counting the days. minutes, and seconds until these stitches come out. I'm putting the odds of them actually coming out at 2:1. I surfed the entire Internet, from start to finish, and found no other cases of stitches being in this long. I am making medical history, folks.
I started to think that I would get used to them, but that's preposterous. For the last month, my body has been trying to tell me that I have 25 pieces of nylon sewn deep into the skin. I'm pretty sure that's something your body doesn't ever adjust to.
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